{"id":60,"date":"2014-03-24T04:22:00","date_gmt":"2014-03-24T04:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/2014\/03\/24\/our-invention-of-fitting\/"},"modified":"2026-05-11T13:33:21","modified_gmt":"2026-05-11T17:33:21","slug":"our-invention-of-fitting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/our-invention-of-fitting\/","title":{"rendered":"Our Invention of Fitting"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse\">Every time I\u2019ve caught you, airborne or bedridden, I\u2019ve\u2026<br><br>Tried to invent a new way of holding you. <br><br>And while hundreds there were,<br><br>cradles, clasps, passions, pietas,<br><br>more often than not my curls and swoons and tenderness<br><br>forced<br><br>brought me so close, so deafeningly in<br><br>that you ended up holding me\u2026<br><br>You know how:<br><br>true inventors are just failed Gods?<br><br>your folds I cannot fathom?<br><br>your fathoms I cannot hold?<br><br>Well, old timer\u2026<br><br>Won\u2019t you carry me to bed?<\/pre>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-SspNZ3MomFk\/Uy-y2_kvJjI\/AAAAAAAAA98\/w677HgYFA_c\/s1600\/AAD-Man%27s+backside.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every time I\u2019ve caught you, airborne or bedridden, I\u2019ve\u2026Tried to invent a new way of holding you. And while hundreds there were,cradles, clasps, passions, pietas,more often than not my curls and swoons and tendernessforcedbrought me so close, so deafeningly inthat you ended up holding me\u2026You know how:true inventors are just failed Gods?your folds I cannot&hellip;<a href=\"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/our-invention-of-fitting\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Continue reading<\/span><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Our Invention of Fitting<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-60","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=60"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2189,"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions\/2189"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=60"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=60"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=60"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}