{"id":46,"date":"2014-08-28T03:16:00","date_gmt":"2014-08-28T03:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/2014\/08\/28\/burp-the-baby\/"},"modified":"2022-10-03T15:46:51","modified_gmt":"2022-10-03T19:46:51","slug":"burp-the-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/burp-the-baby\/","title":{"rendered":"Burp The Baby"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Try as I might<br>I can&#8217;t burp the baby<br>who won&#8217;t stop eating<br>Paper.<br>Maybe instead<br>I&#8217;ll teach it to vomit<br>and stop wasting my bottled<br>Ink.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-XLyRz94ADmQ\/U_6e5elgvBI\/AAAAAAAABJ0\/Rhwly_PCTeo\/s1600\/SKM_C364e14070300000.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Try as I mightI can&#8217;t burp the babywho won&#8217;t stop eatingPaper.Maybe insteadI&#8217;ll teach it to vomitand stop wasting my bottledInk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1665,"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions\/1665"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}