{"id":36,"date":"2015-01-06T03:42:00","date_gmt":"2015-01-06T03:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/2015\/01\/06\/prom-night\/"},"modified":"2022-10-05T11:35:39","modified_gmt":"2022-10-05T15:35:39","slug":"prom-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/prom-night\/","title":{"rendered":"Prom Night"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I asked the moon out to prom<br>by chugging the oily seas where she skinny dipped,<br>I threaded needles through the smallest stars and sewed a velvet sky\u2026<br>But she just rolled her big white eyes.<br>&#8220;I need no more big-belted bastards. You&#8217;d better be the bashful guy.&#8221;<br>So I slimmed back down, thoroughly lady-whipped\u2026<br>It&#8217;s a sarcastic universe, mom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-BDm4kEA9sEI\/VKtZe_a3-mI\/AAAAAAAABQw\/QpPEHsj-D20\/s1600\/Prom%2BNight%2Bsketch.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I asked the moon out to promby chugging the oily seas where she skinny dipped,I threaded needles through the smallest stars and sewed a velvet sky\u2026But she just rolled her big white eyes.&#8220;I need no more big-belted bastards. You&#8217;d better be the bashful guy.&#8221;So I slimmed back down, thoroughly lady-whipped\u2026It&#8217;s a sarcastic universe, mom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1681,"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36\/revisions\/1681"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}