{"id":2144,"date":"2025-12-02T09:59:49","date_gmt":"2025-12-02T14:59:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/?p=2144"},"modified":"2026-06-02T22:37:05","modified_gmt":"2026-06-03T02:37:05","slug":"found-pills","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/found-pills\/","title":{"rendered":"Found Pills"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>This is a work of fiction.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Your dropped your pills at a show. Their quantity gave me pause. Like, not so many that you&#8217;re dealing, but not so few that you&#8217;re not relying on them for something. The Curravax bag didn&#8217;t make things any clearer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For a while I thought I&#8217;d hit the jackpot. Saturday night in Vegas? At my step niece&#8217;s debutante ball? Hell yeah. Spin me, hit me, roll me. I&#8217;d wash them down with an old fashioned and wake up 48 hours later in a Bellagio suite one million dollars richer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I found a dark quiet corner in my hotel (this city has a lot of them) and opened the bag. What order should I take them in? I looked up their imprints online&#8230; and to my horror I discovered them to be anti-anxiety benzodiazepines, non-controlled aminopenicillins, and immunosuppressants prescribed after organ transplants.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sir, I was wrong about you. If you&#8217;re still alive and can correctly name the show, contact me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/pxl_20251116_0620154793836651658299638451-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2143\"\/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a work of fiction. Your dropped your pills at a show. Their quantity gave me pause. Like, not so many that you&#8217;re dealing, but not so few that you&#8217;re not relying on them for something. The Curravax bag didn&#8217;t make things any clearer. For a while I thought I&#8217;d hit the jackpot. Saturday&hellip;<a href=\"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/found-pills\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Continue reading<\/span><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Found Pills<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2143,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[707,706],"class_list":["post-2144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fiction","tag-craigslist","tag-las-vegas","tw-post-has-image-1-1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2144"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2144\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2147,"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2144\/revisions\/2147"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ivanhimanen.com\/crisesofdocumentation\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}